Monday, February 21, 2005
What a funny God we serve
Saturday night's conversation:
Calla Maria: You'll probably never have an accident.
David: You know, I've thought about that a lot. It isn't that I'm a particularly good driver. I don't really pay much attention to what I'm doing. I'm beginning to think God must have some special plan for me that requires a perfect traffic record. I figure, who am I to ask questions?
Sunday afternoon's conversation:
David [singing]: It takes a worried man to sing a worried song. I'm worried now, but I won't be worried long.
God: You wanna bet?
David [rear-ending the truck in front of him]: Oh, fuck!
God: Sure, I've got plans for you, but they're not that special! Learn to tame that tongue, and maybe you'll drive better.
Calla Maria: You'll probably never have an accident.
David: You know, I've thought about that a lot. It isn't that I'm a particularly good driver. I don't really pay much attention to what I'm doing. I'm beginning to think God must have some special plan for me that requires a perfect traffic record. I figure, who am I to ask questions?
Sunday afternoon's conversation:
David [singing]: It takes a worried man to sing a worried song. I'm worried now, but I won't be worried long.
God: You wanna bet?
David [rear-ending the truck in front of him]: Oh, fuck!
God: Sure, I've got plans for you, but they're not that special! Learn to tame that tongue, and maybe you'll drive better.
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oh no, i really did.
it was no big deal at all. just a few dents in the bumpers. we'll be okay. but a nice wake-up call. ;)
it was no big deal at all. just a few dents in the bumpers. we'll be okay. but a nice wake-up call. ;)
David Boozer! Yah know, I come on here thinking, "this is David's site, he's a nice guy, nice, safe, interesting stuff to read" then, I start reading and that nasty little word is sitting there to sock and annoy me. Now why did you have to do that?
# posted by 
: 5:37 PM
: 5:37 PM
trillium, i won't apologize for faithfully reporting the events that occurred. i will apologize for offending you, however.
people are offensive--and that includes me. :)
in my opinion, the more offensive of my comments in the post is the one where i facetiously refer to God's will like it's something to be trifled with.
that's the tongue that needs to be tamed, i would say. :)
people are offensive--and that includes me. :)
in my opinion, the more offensive of my comments in the post is the one where i facetiously refer to God's will like it's something to be trifled with.
that's the tongue that needs to be tamed, i would say. :)
david, well you had a wrech. Welcome to the club. You are the 1,856,548,364 member. I'm,1,849,674,648. SO you are not alone.
# posted by : 8:26 PM
: 8:26 PM
Wow, David. That's hilarious. I appreciate your honesty. Awesome. That happened to me and a friend I was riding with a few weeks ago...we had JUST finished discussing traffic accidents. A few years ago, Brandon played some "funny" pranks on me in the middle of the night, and hid in my shower in The Extension. He heard me say some not-so-Godly words that I weren't part of my cell-vocab. Hi five dude. Hope cell is great tonight. I'm sure it will be.
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