Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Widespread outbreak leaves Auburn students helpless!!!
I think I've isolated the pathogen responsible for the general malaise on campus as of late: Vivio apatheticus.
It's a nasty bug.
All the trademark symptoms have been noted: headache, depression, hypertension, blurry vision, sleeplessness, irrational behavior, insatiable appetite for caffeinated beverages, low test scores....
It's a textbook case, and it's pretty serious. As of yet there are no effective antibiotics. We can only treat the symptoms, with fluids and plenty of rest.
If we want to be rid of this one we're going to have to pray in faith for healing!
It's a nasty bug.
All the trademark symptoms have been noted: headache, depression, hypertension, blurry vision, sleeplessness, irrational behavior, insatiable appetite for caffeinated beverages, low test scores....
It's a textbook case, and it's pretty serious. As of yet there are no effective antibiotics. We can only treat the symptoms, with fluids and plenty of rest.
If we want to be rid of this one we're going to have to pray in faith for healing!
